they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just want to make out with him forever
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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