how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's rum buckets o'clock
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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