im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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