The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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