I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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