Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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