I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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