im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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