i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
my liver is dry heaving
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
