____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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