Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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