so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Houston, we have a squirter
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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