Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
two words...techno handjob
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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