is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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