No awkward lesbian experiences without me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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