if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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