Got a toothbrush?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
