i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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