Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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