nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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