When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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