Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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