Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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