question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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