I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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