Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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