I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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