Apparently you make a good broom.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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