I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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