She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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