its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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