Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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