i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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