So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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