ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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