That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it was like eating out sand paper
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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