two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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