i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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