Sponge bath it is.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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