my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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