Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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