I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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