they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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