i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
