i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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