Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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