Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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