I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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