508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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