I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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