Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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