these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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