We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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