just come out here and I will go home with you...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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