I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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