I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
the raccoons are back...
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