We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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