Sorry, I don't speak sober.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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