i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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