You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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