Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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