I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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